Blog entry published on 15 June 2010
When the All Slots Casino Bonus Lady got me Hot
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Lemme tell you a quick story. So last week bored, I was looking through my online favourites, more specifically through my sizable list of Canadian online casinos that I have ever played on - about 4 years worth. While for some time now Ruby Fortune Casino has been my online casino of choice because of its great games, big bonuses, loyalty program etc, one of my old favourites, All Slots Casino, jumped out at me, as one of the first online casinos I ever played at and one I hadn't visited for some time.
So being a little nostalgic, I decided to revisit All Slots Casino to see what was new and what I was missing. So I went to the website where I was greeted by a deep-etched video of a not-unattractive lady welcoming me to "All Slots, Canada's #1 online casino." Now, as a red-blooded 20-something Canadian male, I have a gorgeous girlfriend who I've been seeing for almost two years, and who I have absolutely no desire to leave or even cheat on. However, and this is pretty embarrassing, there was something about the 'All Slots Casino virtual lady', with her sensible hair and even more sensible suit, that got me hot. Real hot.
After replaying the short video of her a couple of times, I swear to God my forehead was sweaty and I felt myself devolving from a smart, mild-mannered, monogamous online gambling fan into a drooling, horny, neanderthal looking for satisfaction. It was only when my cell phone rang that I was ripped from my Mr Hyde-esque alter ego and brought back down to earth with a thump.
As it happens, the call was from my girlfriend asking if I wanted Vietnamese or Thai takeout for dinner. I can't remember what I chose, but I can remember that the spell was broken. When I looked over at my computer screen again, no longer did I see a 'smoking hot online casino cyber-vixen' just begging to be replayed over and over again, but some generic lady who was hired and recorded to tell me - and thousands of other online gambling fans - about All Slots Casino's generous matching bonus up to $200.
 | Posted by Anton Johan at 08:59 on 15 June 2010 |
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